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2016-09-23 · Runtime unavailable · ★ 6.0
Valentin loves old musicals, Adélaïde doesn't. Valentin loves life. Adélaïde, not so much. In any case, he's not afraid of anything when it comes to winning her over, not even ridicule.
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- Directors
- Gérome Barry
- Production companies
- Les Films Velvet
- Countries
- France
- Status
- Released
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EstébanValentin
Armelle AbibouAdélaïde
Maxime Dambrin
Benjamin Wangermée
Philippe MeyerNarrator (voice)Title information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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