
Everybody Wants to Be Italian
2007-09-18 · 105 min · ★ 6.5
Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?
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- Directors
- Jason Todd Ipson
- Production companies
- Asgaard Entertainment
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 1,100,000
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Jay JablonskiJake Bianski
Cerina VincentMarisa Costa
John KapelosSteve Bottino
John Enos IIIGianluca Tempesti
Richard LibertiniPapa Aldo Tempesti
Marisa PetroroIsabella Bisclari
Perry AnzilottiSilvano the Tailor
Anthony RussellNick the Jeweler
Tammy PescatelliKaterina
Dan CorteseMichael
Judith ScarponeMrs. Abignali
P.J. MarinoMario Bisciari
Penny MarshallTeresa the Florist
Sylvia PanacioneAnna the Seamstress
Damien Di PaolaRocco
Carla AntoninoCarla
Ann ScottMrs. Cordova
Gabrielle SanalitroReceptionist
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