

Joe Somebody
2001-12-21 · 99 min · ★ 5.7
When underappreciated video specialist Joe Scheffer is brutally humiliated by office bully Mark McKinney in front of his daughter, Joe begins a quest for personal redemption. He proceeds by enduring a personal makeover and takes martial arts lessons from a B-action star. As news spreads of his rematch with Mark, Joe suddenly finds himself the center of attention, ascending the corporate ladder and growing in popularity.
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Production details
- Directors
- John Pasquin
- Production companies
- Atchity Entertainment International (AEI), Regency Enterprises, Fox 2000 Pictures, Epsilon Motion Pictures, Kopelson Entertainment
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 38,000,000
- Revenue
- USD 24,500,000
Top Cast
Tim AllenJoe Scheffer
Julie BowenMeg Harper
Kelly LynchCallie Scheffer
Greg GermannJeremy
Hayden PanettiereNatalie Scheffer
Patrick WarburtonMark McKinney
Jim BelushiChuck Scarett
Ken MarinoRick Raglow
Wolfgang BodisonCade Raymond
Cristi ConawayAbby Manheim
Robert JoyPat Chilcutt
Tina LiffordCassandra Taylor
James CadaExec. Bill
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