
A Man Walks Into a Bar...
2016-04-11 · 8 min · Not rated
A man walks into a bar, the start of a bad joke with an even worse pun? or a cautionary tail that tells us, don't tempt fate.........just don't.
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- Directors
- David McCarton
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- Countries
- Ireland
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 50
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