

The Love Guru
2008-06-20 · 87 min · ★ 4.0
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
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Production details
- Directors
- Marco Schnabel
- Production companies
- Paramount Pictures, Internationale Filmproduktion Poseidon, LSG Productions, Love Guru Productions, Michael De Luca Productions, Nomoneyfun Films, Spyglass Entertainment
- Countries
- Germany, United States of America, United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 62,000,000
- Revenue
- USD 40,854,735
Top Cast
Mike MyersGuru Pitka
Jessica AlbaJane Bullard
Justin TimberlakeJacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Romany MalcoDarren Roanoke
Meagan GoodPrudence
John OliverDick Pants
Verne TroyerCoach Punch Cherkov
Manu NarayanRajneesh
Stephen ColbertJay Kell
Jim GaffiganTrent Lueders
Ben KingsleyGuru Tugginmypuddha
Omid DjaliliGuru Satchabigknoba
Deepak ChopraDeepak Chopra
Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson
YeKanye West
Samantha BeeCinnabon Cashier
Boyd BanksEMT
Rob HuebelFrat Guy
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