

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2025-10-10 · 113 min · ★ 6.3
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Production details
- Directors
- Mary Bronstein
- Production companies
- A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 1,500,000
- Revenue
- USD 1,709,642
Top Cast
Rose ByrneLinda
Conan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP RockyJames
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy WolkDiana
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu NarayanLandlord
Christian SlaterFather
Eva KornetBreathworker
Ella BeattyKate
Helen HongEva
Daniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh PaisBrad
Ronald BronsteinCaroline's Husband (voice)
Lark WhiteVanessa
Laurence BlumPolice Officer
Amy Judd LiebermanMelanieTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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