

Stealing Rembrandt
2003-05-17 · 109 min · ★ 6.0
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
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Production details
- Directors
- Jannik Johansen
- Production companies
- Ugly Duckling Films, Fine & Mellow Productions
- Countries
- Denmark, United Kingdom
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 3,000,000
- Revenue
- USD 59,466
Top Cast
Lars BrygmannMick
Jakob CedergrenTom
Nikolaj Coster-WaldauKenneth
Nicolas BroJimmy
Sonja RichterTrine
Søren PilmarkBæk
Gordon KennedyChristian
Paprika SteenCharlotte
Ulf PilgaardFlemming
Thomas W. GabrielssonErik
Ole ErnstFrank
Nikolaj Lie KaasCarsten
Patrick O'KaneNigel
Martin WennerToby
Søren PoppelAllan Rocker
Michael Fabricius SandJohansen
John MartinusKustode
Jeppe KaasKriminalassistent
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