

Don't Go Near the Water
1957-11-14 · 107 min · ★ 5.3
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
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- Directors
- Charles Walters
- Production companies
- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Avon Productions
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Glenn FordLt. J.G. Max Siegel
Gia ScalaMelora Alba
Earl HollimanAdam Garrett
Anne FrancisLt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan WynnGordon Ripwell
Fred ClarkLt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva GaborDeborah Aldrich
Russ TamblynEns. Tyson
Jeff RichardsLt. Ross Pendleton
Mickey ShaughnessyFarragut Jones
Howard SmithAdmiral Junius Boatwright
Romney BrentMr. Alba - Melora's Father
Mary WickesJanie
Robert NicholsLt. Cmdr. Hereford
John AldersonLt. Cmdr. Diplock
Jack AlbertsonRep. George Jansen
Charles WattsRep. Arthur Smithfield
Mike SteenMarine Orderly (uncredited)Title information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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