

It's Me, the Thief
2000-02-01 · 97 min · ★ 6.5
A teenager works in a car repair shop and makes a living from petty thefts. In order to impress the boss of a gang of car thieves, he decides to steal a jaguar. What’s more, he can realize his grandmother's dream – he can drive her to mass in the basilica.
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- Directors
- Jacek Bromski
- Production companies
- Telewizja Polska, CANAL+ Polska, Vision Film, Studio Filmowe Oko
- Countries
- Poland
- Status
- Released
Top Cast
Janusz GajosRoman Wyskocz
Daniel OlbrychskiSeweryn
Anna RomantowskaMaria
Jan Frycz"Cygan"
Krzysztof Globisz"Gomez"
Krystyna Feldmanbabcia "Jaja"
Bożena DykielRatajowa
Kinga Preismatka "Pyzy"
Maciej KozłowskiMaks
Krzysztof Stroińskiojczym "Jaja"
Barbara Dziekanmatka "Jaja"
Julia Kolbergerkasjerka w supermarkecie
Joanna Darkpiosenkarka Teresa Drozd
Anna Gornostajblondynka, właścicielka samochodu
Jan WieczorkowskiJanek
Andrzej Zaborskiwłaściciel okradzionego auta
Vadim BrodskiStawroginTitle information and images are supplied by TMDb. Explore our discovery guide for advice on comparing metadata and legal viewing options.
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