

You Don't Mess with the Zohan
2008-06-05 · 113 min · ★ 5.7
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
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Production details
- Directors
- Dennis Dugan
- Production companies
- Relativity Media, Happy Madison Productions, Columbia Pictures, FortyFour Studios
- Countries
- United States of America
- Status
- Released
- Budget
- USD 90,000,000
- Revenue
- USD 204,313,400
Top Cast
Adam SandlerZohan Dvir
Emmanuelle ChriquiDalia Hakbarah
John TurturroFatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick SwardsonMichael Klayman
Lainie KazanGail Klayman
Rob SchneiderSalim Yousfobdal
Kevin NealonKevin
Mariah CareyMariah Carey
Yamit SolDorit
Adria TennorKids' Salon Owner
Daoud HeidamiNasi
Dave MatthewsJames T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte RaeMrs. Greenhouse
Michael BufferGrant Walbridge
Ido MosseriOori Shulimson
Sayed BadreyaHamdi
Robert SmigelYosi
Ido MorHassan
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